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Get A Life!
 

MR. TANNY-O: You flatter me.  But yours was the shiniest of shiny baubles!  How will I sell a life as mundane as his?  Is urinal cake quality assurance such an enviable post?

BYRON: Surely some must be worse.

MR. TANNY-O: Ah, it is good to have your piercing insight once more, brother.  Godspeed to the Amazon.

BYRON: And happy hunting to you, as well, brother.

MR. TANNY-O and BYRON embrace, clapping each other on the back.

BYRON: I’m off! [exits]

MR. TANNY-O [turning his attention to the street once more as THE MASSES hurry back on stage]: Hey-o!  Get a life!  Get a life here!

 

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