[In]famous Last Words


 by Perry Crowe


“God, I hate Monday’s.”

“I thought you said ‘poisson’!”

“I bet I can make it.”

“Is that you, hon?”

“What the fuck?!”

“Oh, I didn’t realize you two were together.”

“I know what I’m doing.”


“He’s not moving.”

“Can I get that with extra cheese?”

“Ooh, a bear cub!  And mama wants to say hello!”

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

“Oh my god!  Not like this!  Not like this!”

“Feels solid to me.”

“Yeah, harder!  Harder!”

“This is my friend Tony.”

“Man, it is hot in here.”

“It’s the blue wire.  Definitely the blue wire.”

___________ right