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Playmate Profile

  

PLAYMATE DATA SHEET


NAME:  Bunny

BUST:  20C    WAIST: 24    HIPS: 36

HEIGHT: 4’8”    WEIGHT: 87

BIRTH DATE: April 20, ‘89    BIRTHPLACE: Brentwood, CA

AMBITIONS: To secure a successful career in modeling and entertainment and to hump things

TURN-ONS: Educated men with a strong sense of self, humping

TURNOFFS: Bad teeth; pushy, disrespectful men; environmental polluters; people who do drugs; foxes; birds of prey

MY ETHNIC BACKGROUND: Dutch, Japanese, Lapine

A CHARITY THAT I SUPPORT: PETA, Leukemia & Lymphoma Foundation

MY FAVORITE HOBBIES/SPORTS: Eating, humping, racquetball

OTHER MODELING WORK THAT I’VE DONE: Macy’s, Dennis Kirk cover, Marshall Field’s, Cadbury

IF I CAME WITH A WARNING LABEL, IT WOULD SAY: * Warning * Too sensitive too touch (except while humping)

MY GREATEST GOAL IS: Not having to worry about money, to hump

THIS IS HOW I KEEP WARM IN THE WINTER: Fuzzy sweaters and my best friend in the winter - Blockbuster.  And humping.

EVERYDAY I TELL MYSELF: You’re gonna make it.  Now get humping.

MY PHILOSOPHY: Be strong.  Even if you’re not, pretend.  No one will know the difference.

DREAM JOB: To run my own wildlife center for orphaned and abused exotic animals

MY SUPPORT: My wonderful parents, Subject #14580 and Dr. Fujiyama.  And my beautiful guy, Shane.  I loves y’all always!

BEAUTY TIPS: Always be real to yourself and your inner beauty will shine through.

THINKING BIG: Whatever I want to achieve, mentally or physically, all I have to do is reach into my heart and make it happen.

NIGHT MOVES: A good old-fashioned date- dinner and a movie- is enough to make me happy

MR. RIGHT:  Looks into my eyes and finds out who I AM, not just what I look like!

IF I HAD MORE TIME, I WOULD: Ride my horse more often, paint, learn to surf, spend more time w/ numerous offspring, never stop humping

MY FAVORITE AUTHOR: Richard Adams

THREE PLACES I NEED TO EXPERIENCE: Mallorca, Tahiti, the warren

MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME: Humping.

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE: Colin Farrell

ACTIVITIES I DO TO RELAX: Humping, watching movies, skiing, humping, riding a motorcycle, humping, rollerblading on the beach, humping

FIVE CDS I DON’T GO TO WORK WITHOUT: Buckcherry, Incubus, Blackeyed Peas, KC & JoJo, Merrie Melodies Soundtrack

THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE I’VE HAD SEX: The butt

JOBS I HAD BEFORE I WAS A MODEL:  manicure, make up styling, clothing sales, secretary, singer in pizzeria and cosmetic sales

A PERSON I’D LOVE TO MEET: Jennifer Lopez

FIVE THINGS NEAR BED: Candles, cabbage, my favorite photographs of friends & family, my favorite stiletto heels, and my sucklings

MY FAVORITE SPORT: Love my Sox!  Go Boston!

MY WHEELS: 2007 Chevy Avalanche

PET PEEVES: People who drive slow in minivans, tough teachers, poisoned vegetables

I’D LIKE TO OWN: Wholefoods!

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE: A plan A & B for every situation!

BEST ADVICE I EVER GOT: Fallen leaves and loose dirt can conceal cruel snares!

IF MONEY WAS NOT AN ISSUE, I’D BUY: Three words: Carrots!  Carrots!  Carrots!

FAVORITE MOVIE AND WHY: Pretty Woman is my favorite movie (not for the same reasons as everyone else).  Julia Roberts look and acts like my mom.

MY FANTASY GUY NEXT DOOR: A kind farmer.

PEOPLE THINK I’M: A monstrosity

 

 
 
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